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[PH] Bye!
[PH] I would like to say that the first version of this game was released in 2001.
[PH] The second version was released in 2001.
[PH] The third version was released in 2001.
[PH] The fourth version was released in 2001.
It's all clear, right?
Yeah, well, everyone doesn't know what I think.
No, but it's true. Everyone's not the same.
Wait a minute. Why is everyone bringing their computers?
Huh?
It depends on people.
It depends on people, or it depends on people...
Let's go to work.
We can go to work.
This is so embarrassing, but...
What's wrong with you?
That's not a rule!
Let's start it.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Let's start it.
Hello.
We will start blocking you now.
Excuse me.
Blocking doesn't mean anything.
What is this?
This is not it.
We have made many videos.
I'm forcing myself to give you various reasons, but as expected, this is not true!
What should I do with the title?
There is no reason, really.
There is a negative word for ctabus, right?
This is, uh, if you put it directly into words, it's dangerous.
Between the guys.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Between the full words and the middle words.
Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it!
If you make it a pretty round one, it's not a say, but everyone knows it, right?
Like a mosaic.
A guy who dares to limit information by believing in our Japanese reading ability.
Let's abuse the person who's just giving us information.
Let's abuse them all!
All of them?
Is this an advertisement?
It doesn't matter.
If it's not, it's not an advertisement.
If it's not, YouTube is erotic.
LOL
YouTube should be erotic.
But it's not.
There shouldn't be anything.
So you're looking at it like that.
That's right.
Did you get it?
I got it.
Then it's okay.
I don't have many things in my hands.
What?
Are you a video tester?
I only have one.
Is it a video?
I don't know.
I don't want you to watch it.
I don't like watching TV.
Do you want me to watch it?
Finally, I'm going to choose one.
Well, that's fine.
[PH] What is the result of the game?
[PH] Who is the winner of this game?
I'll write it down. I'll show you this one.
It's gonna be a big hit.
Everyone's gonna copy it.
I think we'll copy it.
We have to make sure no one copies it.
I'm gonna show you this video without lying.
Okay.
Wow!
That's crazy!
No, no, you can't!
Read it.
Green!
Wow!
Flying!
Poop is coming out!
And poop juice won't stop!
No! You can't do that!
You can't do that!
This is not good!
Do we have to play it?
No, we can't!
Turn it off!
Oh, we can't!
We can't!
It's better than we thought.
It's like an advertisement.
It's like a fan.
And I don't want to watch it.
It's terrible.
I'll play it.
I want to see it.
Hello everyone!
It's still spring, even though it's a little bit small.
It feels good.
When you take a deep breath like this, you can feel the scent of spring's deep eyes, pollen, and roots spreading in your lungs.
It feels good, doesn't it?
On days like this, you can't just watch stinky videos like this on your smartphone.
Let's go outside and feel the spring while walking.
Well, it's not a walk, it's a picnic. Let's have a picnic!
When you say picnic, you might think you have to make sandwiches and go to the mountains and pull out the deja vu, but that's not the case!
Just walking, sitting somewhere, and eating snacks is enough for a great picnic, so let's breathe in the air there!
Well, I'll sit where I can sit and eat a little snack.
The scenery may be bad, but you have to go to a place with good scenery to enjoy a picnic.
If you think you feel good in your hometown, it's a picnic for you.
What is picnic by mistake? Please look it up on YouTube.
I was thinking of getting a soup today.
It was warm today, so I thought I could wear bread sleeves, but it was cold when the wind blew, so I had a warm drink.
I'll have it.
It's good, but I put in too much water.
It's possible that it's like this.
I'm getting close to the anko.
It's sweet!
It's sweet when you eat it like this.
It's sweet!
I have a mouthful of anko, so it's sweet and salty.
I can't stop eating miso soup.
I'm on a break from filming today, so I'm taking a day off from work.
That's all for today.
I'm talking about Daimon.
Daimon!
Ah, Daimon!
That's right!
Huh? What?
That's the kind of video I'm making.
I'll show you guys today.
So, what I filmed was...
With chicken, daimon, anko, shimeji, and miso soup, you can't stop eating!
What are you saying?!
What's with you?!
With shimeji?!
With chicken?!
I think one or two people would use this.
I saw it.
But it's okay.
It's totally fine.
It's okay.
I thought it'd be a huge mess.
What are you looking at?
Me?
You're the only one who's looking at me.
I'm sorry, everyone.
What's wrong with you?
What is it?
The video I had.
Here it is.
What?
Oh!
It's like this.
I'll read it out loud.
I'm going to use my X X X X to
what!?
X X X of gain
Please subscribe!
It's a f******g bad ass game.
This is bad.
What are you doing?
This is a game that's already out there.
But you can read it.
You can read it.
Is this okay?
No, it's impossible.
Is this okay, everyone?
I like this game pretty much.
What?
I like the one at the bottom.
Oh, Okimakuma.
I like that one.
No, Shunshin's face is already...
What's with that face?
It's just Shunshin's face!
Can we see it?
No way!
This is bad!
Here we go!
Oh no!
It's coming out!
What's this?
It looks good.
I'm gonna eat this
It's so weird
It's gross
Carrots
It's like a cooking museum
[PH] You're making me eat fox?
I did give you some, but...
Let's eat!
It's sour.
Huh? What's this?
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh!
Huh?
Oh!
Huh?
It didn't open.
Oh, it's in.
What?!
Ughhhh.
Huh?
[PH] Anxiety
It's written on top of it!
What?!
[PH] Ahhhhh!
It's a cossack!
You're not my wife! You're actually someone else's wife!
No, no, no...
Yeah, I'm right.
That person is his wife and that's inside of a car.
[PH] Yeah.
[PH] I see.
That's bad.
It's like it's out of the picture.
If this was yellow, it would be this amount.
This is it.
If you eat carrot thin-sliced oshito with knee socks and chocolate, you can't fail in spitting.
I can't fail.
You ate it with chocolate.
I ate it with chocolate.
I'm sorry.
I saw it.
What is this feeling?
It's a sad feeling.
It's getting really bad.
Also, I'm saying that we'll let this go around the world,
so I don't want it to get out of this thing.
That's right.
[PH] 5. My theory
Here's my theory.
This is no good!
Tetsu, you're no good.
Read it.
It's not enough with just pie**ry.
We'll borrow a lot of silver** and use it for pie**ry!
Ah, f**k, I'm so happy now!
I'm going to be a dog!
Don't say you're a dog!
I'm going to be a dog!
I'm telling you!
No, it's not good!
This is not good!
What's not good?
It's really not good!
This is not good!
It's good to have thick ramen, but...
I don't know what it is!
It's greedy as a video, isn't it?
Let's go!
I am a chef and a professional in developing original apple pies.
Unfortunately, I was too good at it.
I was too good at it.
You are a famous person now.
I am a famous person now.
I came out without thinking about it.
You are too good at it.
Oh, silverware! I can use it. I can use it!
You can use it?
I can use it!
I'm excited and I don't know how to use the silverware I've picked up.
What's wrong?
Oh, what is it?
I see! Not only humans, but animals also like food.
It is thanks to this that I became a food researcher!
Food!
Done!
Even cats can eat it!
Paitan Ramen!
Here, eat up!
Look!
Oh, he's eating it so deliciously!
Did you enjoy my special Paitan Ramen?
Want some bean juice?
Oh, what?
You don't need bean juice.
Bean juice?!
Ouch!
That's totally fine!
No, it's not!
You're going to be okay, right?
So mean...
Wait a minute...
You have too much character.
I couldn't get it in.
I don't remember what happened earlier.
You have too much character.
As expected of you.
You're moving forward.
Well...
What can I say about this person?
The way you came out was good.
The gap is wide!
Put the gold ramen in the firewood.
Put it in!
Don't play such a bad video!
What's wrong with you?
Don't play such a bad video!
I'm sorry.
You know,
you're only saying bad words.
But you're still wearing it.
You're still wearing it.
Let's see.
Huh?
Wait a minute.
Brain regeneration.
Can you read it for me?
I was running.
Full ****.
Then.
****.
Drift.
****.
Hahahaha!
Wait a minute.
No.
It's no good.
No, wait a minute.
What do you mean by drifting with this ****?
Certainly.
What does it mean?
The one who runs like crazy on the first day of work.
What does it mean?
What?
What do you mean?
What is this place?
5 people is weird.
I don't know.
I can see many things because of the drift.
I'm scared of drifting.
This is it.
I wanted to drive on a woman's milk.
Hey, hey, there is a woman.
Hey, hey, I'm jealous.
Then let me drift with my penis and make me run.
[PH] Why?
Why not?
What did you say?
I said the answer.
I was running at home.
I got a flat tire and got on a train.
I don't know why.
You memorized Japanese.
You're using it too much.
You came to Japan for the first time last week.
I'll watch it again.
I want to watch it again.
I wanted to run on a woman's clothing.
Hey, hey, there's a woman.
Hey, hey, I'm jealous.
Then I'll get on my bike and go for a drive.
You're too close.
What do you mean, too close?
Why are you in a bath?
That's where a comedian usually runs.
I saw that position.
Can you erase or show this?
Show me!
I think you can tell by the color of the MacBook.
Can you show me?
Isn't it pink?
I don't think you can.
I'll show you.
This is it.
Huh?!
This is crazy.
It looks like this.
I can't do this anymore.
No!
I'll say it.
You said too much of that word and I couldn't help but to say it.
You're covered in poop and you're covered in pee.
That's a lot of poop that's wet.
This is no good.
It's simple, but I don't think it's good.
I don't think it's good.
No, it's no good.
I can see it all.
Can you see it?
I can see it with my family.
This is...
Uesugi Tatsuya loves Asakura Minami.
He is a world-famous person.
Kyoooon!
Kyoso-te-aa!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Anko-tapioca
I'm happy just looking at you.
I'll show you my handsome face.
You're definitely drunk.
Yeah...
But it's anko, right?
Huh?
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Are you okay?
Huh?
Huh?!
Oeeeeee!
I'm spitting it out!
[PH] The end.
It's 3-0.
I was so happy that I couldn't help but to stand up with three legs.
It was full of red beans, happy looks, and a lot of pressure.
I could see it.
It's like Disney's Initiation Love.
You had three legs.
Is it a video of your three legs that you're hiding your wings?
It's not a video.
Which is worse, three legs or not?
[PH] The last one is...
Well, it's the last one.
We saw everything so far, so I guess we should ask Captain Shiu and Imemaru to do it.
I want to do it straight without a video.
It's a rabbit quiz!
I think it's a quality quiz that you can do without a video.
The rabbit quiz I gave you is...
lol
read it out loud
kyo ____ fa ____ su
you should say more like fukudei
lol
you're not sensible
but well
well
it's okay
but it's not good
I don't want to show you this in the video
but
Can I put it in now?
Yes.
Fashion X.
The other way around.
This is X.
Fashion X.
I thought of it normally.
I can't show you.
I hope you can guess what's in there.
Giant.
Oh!
Giant?
Oh!
Giant?
Giant fashion?
Giant fashion sense.
Oh! Correct!
Giant fashion sense?
Giant's fashion sense.
What?
Can we see it?
I want to copy it.
Thank you!
Please like and subscribe!
I wanted to say that.
Yeah.
If you heard it as a video, it might not have been like this.
If it was a video...
I thought about other things, but...
You're lecturing me.
I'll show you in the video.
You'll see it later.
This is funny.
If it was a video...
If you see this stage, please put in different words and make it less erotic.
Okay, goodbye.